#1 The bus stalling hack
When you are too lazy to run to the bus that you could catch if you actually took the effort to increase your pace - make eye contact with the driver and frown and huff-and-puff and move your hands really fast and still walk at your normal pace. It works like a charm if used sparingly and run like an idiot.
#2 The skip chores hack
When you are home and all you want to do is see TV and sleep on the couch but you have 27 and a half a dozen chores to complete, yawn and say you're tired in the most convincing manner possible. It does get postponed a few hours, until you finish that Sandra Bullock movie.
#3 The clean your room routine
The trick to being lazy and still living in an inhabitable space lies in one thing - what the eye can't see, the world doesn't know. For example, my hostel room has a cupboard, bed and table. If I have created a pyramid of junk on bed - it shall be displaced to the table when I sleep and then progressively to the cupboard when I wake up. It will be eventually cleared because somewhere in my system my father's strict discipline is still resident.
#4 Getting others to do stuff for you
People think am a nice, helpful person because I'm naturally so. Maybe. But one of the biggest perks of being helpful is getting small favours ;) There you go, I'm not a saint :-P
#5 Doing homework
All lazy people are like this. We are meticulous planners. We have every single day planned for homework/exam. Don't be fooled, that is simply our intelligent excuse to procrastinate actually doing work!
#6 When you need to buy something
Nobody has time to do groceries. Wait till thy neighbour asks "Can I get you anything?" ;)
#7 When you are too lazy to blog
Blog about laziness!!!
Statutory Warning - Being lazy continually is hazardous to health and work. Moderate addiction will require stamina and adrenaline to get work done on time.
When you are too lazy to run to the bus that you could catch if you actually took the effort to increase your pace - make eye contact with the driver and frown and huff-and-puff and move your hands really fast and still walk at your normal pace. It works like a charm if used sparingly and run like an idiot.
#2 The skip chores hack
When you are home and all you want to do is see TV and sleep on the couch but you have 27 and a half a dozen chores to complete, yawn and say you're tired in the most convincing manner possible. It does get postponed a few hours, until you finish that Sandra Bullock movie.
#3 The clean your room routine
The trick to being lazy and still living in an inhabitable space lies in one thing - what the eye can't see, the world doesn't know. For example, my hostel room has a cupboard, bed and table. If I have created a pyramid of junk on bed - it shall be displaced to the table when I sleep and then progressively to the cupboard when I wake up. It will be eventually cleared because somewhere in my system my father's strict discipline is still resident.
#4 Getting others to do stuff for you
People think am a nice, helpful person because I'm naturally so. Maybe. But one of the biggest perks of being helpful is getting small favours ;) There you go, I'm not a saint :-P
#5 Doing homework
All lazy people are like this. We are meticulous planners. We have every single day planned for homework/exam. Don't be fooled, that is simply our intelligent excuse to procrastinate actually doing work!
#6 When you need to buy something
Nobody has time to do groceries. Wait till thy neighbour asks "Can I get you anything?" ;)
#7 When you are too lazy to blog
Blog about laziness!!!
Statutory Warning - Being lazy continually is hazardous to health and work. Moderate addiction will require stamina and adrenaline to get work done on time.
